Ready

 

Ready, willing and able

To put my feet on the table

This hardworking man is done with the day

Put it all out of my way

Turn on the tv and see what is on

Into what channel I’m drawn

Staring oblivious into the box

Relaxing between my socks

 

Ready, willing and able

I’m taking control of the cable

My mind will go blank for an hour or two

That’s what I love to do

Let the detective search for his man

Any which way that he can

Quizzes, comedy, houses to build

All my dreams fulfilled

 

Ready, willing and able

To put my feet on the table

This couch potato must kick off his shoes

And go on a mindless cruise

Done with the real life talking heads

Let’s do some streaming instead

I’m taking control of the cable

Ready, willing and able